I hate that growing up, everyone always tells you to watch out for boys because boys just want to have sex with you and they’re only interested in One Thing and that’s deflowering your ass and all they do is masturbate and watch porn so watch out because they expect you to look like that and do those things so it’s your job to say no when temptation comes knocking because you’re the girl and you’re the one who gets pregnant. Nobody tells little girls the truth. Nobody ever says, “Look, you’re going to meet someone so wonderful you can’t imagine being with anybody else. He’s going to be kind and funny and interesting and a great conversationalist and say lovely things like “You’re beautiful” and “I love you” and you are going to want to fuck his brains out. Seriously, you are going to think about little else. And he is going to understand your not being ready and wanting to wait and he is not going to pressure you in any way. But you are going to pressure him. You are going to want him so badly, and say so, and wear things just to make him want you back. You are going to love feeling wanted. It’s going to be addicting. It’s going to be intoxicating. You’re going to feel powerful and attractive and horny as shit. And if you’re not careful, you’re going to be the one who ruins everything with your dick.”