23 Aug 13 at 6 pm

Please vote for me in this. Log in with FB and love it. So easy. I’d really appreciate it. I wish I had a funny way of asking but I’m very close to being done and I just want to be sincere about this. 

Community College
22 Aug 13 at 11 am

Basically you can vote once a day and if I win, my stand up is shown in theaters before the Clean Guys of Comedy fathom event. You don’t have to register, just “log in with FB” and skip the part where they want to invade your cyber-space.  

I know this kind of stuff is annoying, but I never do this sort of thing I promise. I think I could win this.

Help Me Win This Contest!
21 Aug 13 at 12 pm

So I entered this Fathom Events comedy contest. If I win, my comedy is played before the Fathom Event Clean Guys of Comedy special in theaters. Which is pretty cool. I know it’s annoying, but if you could vote for me I would so appreciate it. 

(Because if I don’t win, I won’t stop asking you to vote. I’ll just get posting this link and saying, “Hey remember what I could have won?”)

Community College
02 Jul 13 at 9 pm

Sylvia Plath  (via ghostlip)

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"Being born a woman is an awful tragedy. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, bar room regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording —all is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yet, God, I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night."

02 Jul 13 at 9 pm

Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via monamiac)

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"Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I’ve ever known."

02 Jul 13 at 9 pm

TINA: I had one day off a couple of weeks ago, and I had to go get a bunch of painful dental work done. That was mommy’s day off.

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02 Jul 13 at 9 pm

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"Mad Sounds"
Arctic Monkeys
Live At Best Kept Secret 2013
(23371) plays
02 Jul 13 at 9 pm

Ralph Waldo Emerson (via expiry)

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"We must be our own before we can be another’s."

02 Jul 13 at 9 pm


How to parent. [via]

(via nerdydonna)

02 Jul 13 at 9 pm

This is legitimately the greatest movie of all time.

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This is legitimately the greatest movie of all time.
02 Jul 13 at 9 pm

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